#158 please… white socks are for sports only…



#157 never do a money transfer when you’re drunk

words of wisdom #157: this is reall awkward, especially if you have to get some money back, and, like usual, used funny transfer descriptions.



#156 take any given chance to make others happy



#155 dont change your bank account pin when you’re drunk



#154 match your belt to your shoes.



#153 it’s not necessary to wash all clothes after once wearing it.

words of wisdom #153: another discussion i had with a friend of mine. this bloke really tried to tell me that it is disgusting to wear a pants or a sweat more then once without washing it. no wonder all his clothes look like second hand. unless it’s your underwear just wash you stuff if it’s real dirty or smelly.



#152 do not waste your time!

words of wisdom #152: or if you do, at least do it with style.



#151 dressing up a level or two above the position that you are in can help you getting a promotion

words of wisdom #151: that is a statisticaly proven fact. not more not less.



#150 negotiations with others is like playing poker.

words of wisdom #150: sometimes you have to be kind, sometimes you have to be agressive and sometimes you just need to be lucky. the trick is to learn the timing.



#149 if you really want something, “no” is not an option!



#148 don’t be in a relationship that needs to be kept a secret!



#147 do more short trips.

wods of wisdom #147: taking a day off before a weekend and having a short trip somewhere is awesome. after all it feels way longer then three days.



#146 it’s ok if you are angry with god. i am shure he can take it.



#145 do not talk to other men in the bathroom.

words of wisdom #145: stay focused and mind your own business.



#144 if you want to break up with someone, just do it!

words of wisdom #144: don’t act like a complete ass until it gets easier for the other person.



#143 pick your girlfriend up at the airport/station…

words of wisdom #143: as much as this rules applies for men with women it seems not to be the other way around. sometimes i absolutely don’t want to be picked up. it’s totally ok to drive home on my own and don’t have to answer to all the questions on arrival…



#142 no, using a tongue cleaner is not necessary!

words of wisdom #142: i had this discussion the other night with my flatmate meike. saying to her that generations of people lived happily without brushing their tongue. it’s just one of those inventions people tell you to need.



#141 do not play with staplers.



#140 two men should never share an umbrella.

words of wisdom #140: not only that umbrellas are one of the most unnecessary things ever, two men sharing one is just wrong and not working at all.



#139 don’t lie!

words of wisdom #139: try to recognize when and how often you lie during a day and try to avoid it as often as possible….



#138 in a hot tub for maximum 6, there should be no more then 3….

words of wisdom #138: either way it can get pretty awkward…



#137 you should never wear a sweater over your shoulders



#136 keep it simple stupid!

words of wisdom #136: by jonas.



#135 it is always good to have an italian around!

words of wisdom #135: he fixes clocks and seperates the trash… things i learned in my flatshare…



#134 undress your pants correct.

words of wisdom #134: it’s a bummer if you have to turn them inside out on the next day.